Classic AMC Lines- The Marick Family (*these are from SOD)

*Dimitri*
Erica brags about her effect on men (1998).
Erica: "No man really stops loving me."
Dimitri: "It's you humility that hooks us."

Erica describes how, after choosing Jack over Mike, she felt compelled to say goodbye to Mike by having sex with him (1998).
Erica (defensively): "It was quite poignant."
Dimitri (amused): "I'm sure it was a lot of things."

Janet and Dimitri compare their bad deeds (1996).
Janet: "I've earned my reputation as a pariah- what have you done?"
Dimitri: "I kidnapped Gloria Marsh."
Janet: "Did you bring her back?"
Dimitri: "Eventually."
Janet: "Amateur."
Dimitri: "I almost ran down Erica with my car."
Janet: "Will Cortlandt- need I say more?"

Dimitri to Corvina (1995).
Dimitri: "Anton has compassion for the sick- and no one's sicker than Kendall!"

Kendall and Dimitri (1995).
Kendall: "You could start a support group with John Wayne Bobbitt: 'Men who love the women who cut them down to size.'"
Dimitri: "Don't you ever get sick of yourself?"
Kendall: "Can you just pretend I don't exist?"
Dimitri: "Watch us."

Edmund and Dimitri (1994).
Edmund: "I have good news."
Dimitri: "Satan wants Kendall back in hell?"

Edmund scolds Erica and Dimitri for fighting (1993).
Erica: "Your brother is right. We might as well be a couple of mongrel dogs fighting it out in an alley."
Dimitri: "Speak for yourself. At least I have a pedigree."

*Edmund*
Edmund shares his mistrust of Alexandra with Jackson (1999).
Jackson: "Let's face it, Dimitri had pretty good instincts when it came to women."
Edmund: "You call Erica good instincts?"

Dimitri and Edmund ask Gillian about the state of her marriage (1998).
Dimitri: "Gillian, are the charms of wedded life starting to wear off?"
Gillian: "Why would you ask that?"
Edmund: "The sounds of crashing glass and breaking furniture."

Edmund puts down Ryan (1998)
Ryan: "I may not have any Pulitzers, but I am capable of a serious thought or two."
Edmund: "And I would love to hear one someday."

Edmund and Maria arrive at their home (1995).
Edmund: "All is quiet on the Wildwind front."
Maria: "I don't hear any pitter-patter of tiny pumps."
Edmund: "No, the media goddess won't be back for a while."

*Gillian*
Gillian describes her bridal jitters to Alex (2000). Gillian: "I think I have cold toes."

An angry Gillian confuses her relationship book lingo as she blasts Ryan (1999).
Gillian: "You've wasted enough of my time with your stupid Peter Pan boy-from-Mars syndrome."
Ryan: "My what?"

Later Gillian fills in Jake on her fight with Ryan (1999).
Gillian: "He's from Mars and I'm from Hungary, so it's over. I gave him his running papers."
Jake (confused): "I'm not quite following."

Gillian tells Ryan about her new hobby (1999).
Ryan (incredulous): "You play basketball?"
Gillian: "I'm no Magic Jordan, but I'm pretty good, if I do say so myself."

Ryan is trying to comfort a trapped Gillian after the blast at Holidays (1998).
Ryan: "Maybe now would be a good time to tell you my pet peeve."
Gillian: "You have a pet named Pete?"

Ryan praises Gillian for her courage in trying to catch Lee Hawkins (1998).
Ryan: "You've got guts."
Gillian: "What do my intestines have to do with any of this?"

*Maria*
Maria is furious with Erica (1995). Erica: "I'm going to nail her exfoliated, derma-lubed buns to the wall."

Maria's still furious with Erica (1995).
Maria: "I just want to go home and crawl into bed and not see Erica."
Edmund: "I've made arrangements."
Maria: "Like what? Concrete swim fins in her size?."

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