Classic AMC Lines- Others (*these are from SOD)

*Adam*
A cranky Adam walks in on a brunch that Marian is hosting at the Chandler Mansion (1999). Adam: "There are more old bones here than Pine Valley cemetary."

Adam to Liza (1998). Adam: "We all know Marian devours men like potato chips."

Adam manages to pressure a reluctant Allie to keep quiet about their fertility clinic switcheroo (1998).
Allie: "You are the devil."
Adam: "Flatterer."

Adam and Brooke (1994).
Brooke: "At least I never staged my own kidnapping."
Adam: "If you did, no one would have noticed."

*Adrian*
Belinda and Adrian walk into Sounds of Salsa and see Opal in a Carmen Miranda get-up (1999).
Adrian: "What on earth does she have on her head?"
Belinda: "I don't know, but we've got our Opal back."
Adrian: "And she's ripe for the picking."

Adrian enters Mike Roy's hospital room just as Erica leaves in a huff (1998). Adrian: "I waited until Scarlett left for more barbeque."

Belinda is surprised to find Adrian staying at Cortlandt Manor (1998).
Belinda: "Why are you here?"
Adrian: "Entertainment, loyalty- I'm annoying Palmer for Opal's sake."

*Becca*
Becca and Scott debate about including Erica in the documentary on breakups (1999). Becca: "Who's had more breakups than she has? Did you know she's been married more times than Liz Taylor?"
*Brooke*
Brooke finds Dimitri with Erica, who's wearing an ice-skating outfit (1999). Brooke: "Erica, I see you're dressed for the pond. I hope you don't venture too close to thin ice."

Barging in on Erica, Dimitri and Mike, Brooke discovers that Mike Roy is still alive (1998).
Brooke: "Okay, everybody... before Mulder and Scully show up, would someone please tell me why we're all talking to a dead guy?"

*David*
David scoffs at Alex's plans to stay at Wildwind (1999). David: "You plan to hang around Weirdwind? Help the help polish the silver. Floss the gargoyle's teeth."

Vanessa warns David about Adam (1999).
Vanessa: "I don't think you understand exactly how powerful he is."
David: "Even Achilles had a weakness, Mother."
Vanessa: "Don't you forget. I knew him when he was a younger man."
David: "Who? Achilles?"

David observes a penniless Vanessa living well at the Valley Inn (1999).
David: "Well, well, Mother, it looks like I owe you an apology. I once told you that you were too old and decrepit to be a kept woman. Clearly, I was wrong."

Vanessa and David squabble after she returns from a trip to Rio with Palmer (1999).
Vanessa: "Anyone who says chivalry is dead hasn't flown across the world with Palmer Cortlandt. A girl could get used to that kind of life."
David: "A girl? Or a dried-up, penniless shrew?"

David consoles Gillian who has just been rebuffed by Ryan (1998).
Gillian: "The whole world hates me."
David: "By the whole world, do you mean that tall guy with the muscles on his forehead?"
Gillian (dejectedly): "Yeah, Ryan Lavery."

*Dixie*
Adam has just told Dixie that David once tried to kill him (1998). Dixie: "Do you ever wonder why so many people want to kill you, Adam? Maybe the problem is not with them."

Dixie chews out Dimitri for refusing to reveal Brooke's whereabouts (1998).
Dixie: "I really don't understand why Tad and Edmund haven't roughed you up a little bit more. You don't look like much to me. You have this lovely, empty space between your eyes that's just dying for the heel of a woman's shoe, which, trust me, I would be happy to provide."

*Erica*
David accuses Erica of trying to make him jealous (1999). Erica: "Oh, please. I thought you and I were above that. I'm free to see other men. You're free to debase yourself with the ferret-faced Ms. Coulson if you choose."

While basking in the afterglow, David gets amourous (1999).
Erica: "Again?"
David: "Well, Ms. Kane, didn't you say that 19 was your lucky number?"

A nurse gets information from Erica before her plastic surgery (1999).
Nurse: "Are you married?"
Erica: "No, I'm actually between husbands at  the moment."

During a staged kidnapping, an unsuspecting Erica urges Mike to show more interest in "escaping" (1998).
Erica: "Dying is not an option."
Mike: "Doesn't fit into your schedule?"
Erica: "I have too much to live for, Mike."
Mike (sarcastically referring to Jackson):  "Oh, please, not Jack-Be-Nimble."

Erica faints when she sees that Mike is alive (1998).
Erica: "This is impossible."
Mike: "Anything is possible in the life of Erica Kane."

Dimitri questions Skye's living arrangements (1996).
Dimitri: "Why isn't she living with Adam?"
Erica: "Would you live with Adam?"

Kendall and Erica exchanging barbs (1995).
Kendall: "I can't break up a family."
Erica: "It's your only true talent in life."

Erica wants to go back into modeling (1994).
Olga: "Darling, modeling is a tough business. Would you hire a woman who was just proven temporarily insane?"
Erica: "Even if she looks fabulous?"

Erica to Olga after she says that Erica has been replaced in the fashion show (1994).
Erica: "There must be some mistake. You misunderstood."
Olga: "I'm afraid not."
Erica: "But nobody cancels on Erica Kane. I mean, that's just not done."

Edmund compliments Erica on her performance in deceiving Dimitri (1993).
Edmund: "You know, you were very good. That performance was worthy of an Oscar."
Erica: "I'd settle for an Emmy."

*Gloria*
Gloria to Stuart (1998). Gloria: "Crying for Dimitri is just a waste of water."
*Gillian*
Gillian tells Edmund and Mateo about Hayley and Ryan's kiss (1999).
Gillian: "Maybe I should just stay out of this and let the fries fall where they may."
Edmund: "Chips?"
Gillian: "No, I can't eat."
*Hayley*
Hayley tells Ryan that she's reconsidered skipping Adam and Liza's wedding (1999). Hayley: "I will go and be the best doggone daughter any father could have at his 87th or 88th wedding."

Hayley blasts Gillian for her obnoxious treatment of Ryan (1998).
Hayley: "You're familiar with the story of the Princess and the Pea?"
Gillian: "Yeah, so?"
Hayley: "Great- I say we do the movie, starring you. We'll call it The Princess with the Pea Brain."

Hayley to Adam (1994).
Hayley: "If you went up in smoke, I wouldn't even spit on you to put out the fire."

*Jackson*
Jack talking to Angelique (1993).
Jack: "I know how loyal you are to Dimitri."
JAngelique: "Loyal? I almost broke in to his father's tomb with a crowbar!."

Jackson and Mike discuss their battle for Erica's heart (1998). Jackson (disgusted): "Erica's favorite game is 'Erica, Erica, who gets the Erica?'"

*Janet*
Erica explains to Skye and Janet that she abhors lying to Dimitri about Kinder's death (1996).
Skye: "Everybody has skeletons."
Janet: "Yeah, but usually not in the backyard."
*Liza*
Rae drops by Liza's office after a visit at the Chandler mansion (1999).
Rae: "I just heard the strangest story from your sister-in-law, Marian."
Liza: "My mother."
Rae: "Your mother. Really?"
Liza: "Don't ask."

Liza runs into Vanessa and Palmer and congratulates Vanessa on her recent nups (1999).
Vanessa: "Oh, I'm afraid you've got your etiquette reversed. One never congratulates the bride, only the groom."
Liza: "Well, I wouldn't do that... Good luck, Palmer."

Liza encounters her mother, who's leaving a seedy bar with Lee (1998).
Marian: "This man is just seeing me home."
Liza: "To what, a 12-hour horizontal good-bye?"
Marian: "Why don't you ever give me any credit?"
Liza (sternly): "Because your morality account is overdrawn."

Liza makes another disparaging remark to her mother (1998). Liza: "You're a praying mantis who kills her mate after sex."

Liza refuses to believe Marian's attempt to explain that she slept with "Adam". (1998). Liza: "And who else are you sleeping with, Mother? Elvis? Jimmy Hoffa?"

Adam asks why Liza's in a rush (1998).
Adam: "Why are you rushing off?"
Liza: "Family first."
Adam: "I'm sure Marian didn't teach you that."
Liza: "I picked up a few things on my own."

Liza comes face-to-face with David, who has recently returned to Pine Valley (1998). Liza: "I thought it was a little hot in here. I didn't realize the jaws of hell had opened."

David, bearing a carton of ice cream, visits Liza's hospital room (1998).
David: "I'm sorry to hear that the new me makes you sick."
Liza: "So did the old one."
David: "I can grow on you."
Liza: "Like fungus?"

A curious David spots Liza and Adam in a huddle at the hospital (1998).
David (to Adam): "I heard about your son. If there's anything I can do to help speed his recovery..."
Adam (indignantly): "Since when did you become a pediatrician?"
Liza: "Dr. Hayward is a jack-of-all-trades. He's a detective and a cardiologist- and a buttinsky."

*Marian*
Adam offers to throw a lavish wedding for Marian and Stuart in return for a favor (1999).
Marian: "Adam, are you [on] antidepressants? Tranquilizers? I mean, what on earth has gotten into you?"
Adam: "I only ask one thing in return."
Marian: "That I swallow down my wedding cake with an arsenic martini, I suppose."

Marian to Adam (1990). Marian: "The only thing scarier than you being meaner than a junkyard dog is you being nice."

*Opal*
At the Valley Inn, Opal and Erica spot David seated alone (1999). Opal: "Note, the doctor of demonology is dining all by his lonesome."

Tad sees Opal sprawled on the floor and assumes the worst (1999).
Tad: "Did Palmer deck you?"
Opal: "Palmer? Him and what army?"

Vanessa and Opal trade barbs (1999).
Vanessa: "How much longer do I have to listen to this woman spew on and on?"
Opal: "You could whistle in your flying monkeys, but to look at you, you're probably a little too heavy even for them to hoist out of here."

Outside the courtroom during Adam and Liza's divorce hearing, Allie tries to convince Opal and Marian that Liza actually loves Adam (1998).
Allie: "Liza risked everything to take Adam's enemy down!"
Opal: "That would be enemies- plural."

*Palmer*
Prior to the Cortlandt Electronics CEO election, Palmer muses to himself about his battle with Opal and Adrian (1999).
Palmer: "My first order of business will be to deactivate my ex-wife and her techno freak she calls a son."

Palmer, who's been blinded, gripes to Opal from his hospital bed (1998). Palmer: "Opal! I heard jangling... are you wearing cheap jewelry again?"

Opal thinks Erica should go back modeling (1994).
Opal: "I think Erica would make the perfect spokesperson for our business."
Palmer: "Well, Ms. Kane, didn't you say that 19 was your lucky number?"

*Ryan*
At Adam and Liza's wedding, Ryan mentions that Gillian was crying (1999).
Gillian: "Weddings get to me. I guess I look like one of those animals... what do you call it? With the circles around the eyes? Tycoon?"
Ryan: "Raccoon."

Ryan pleads with Liza not to fire him (1998).
Ryan: "I'm worse than broke. My wife has a $10-a-day cappuccino habit- she's got a haute couture money on her back. There's nothing I wouldn't do to stay on the WRCW gravy train. I've got no morals; I've got no scruples. I'm your dream employee. You want me to get down on my knees and beg George Clooney to be the father of your child?"

Gillian and Ryan discuss her plans to marry soon so she can stay in the US (1998).
Gillian: "This is serious; I'm about to be deported."
Ryan: "You still haven't found yourself a sucker... er, I mean, a husband?"

*Stuart* Twin brothers Adam and Stuart discuss how Marian could think that she slept with Adam (1998).
Adam: "What kind of woman sleeps with a man and doesn't know who she's sleeping with?"
Stuart: "Well, we do look a lot alike..."
*Tad* Tad has a heart-to-heart with Jake before Jake's wedding to Gillian (2000).
Tad: "Basically, there are only two words that should mean anything to a married man."
Jake: "More sex?"
Tad: "Actually, I was going to say truth and honesty, but I like yours better."

Tad chastised "Adam" on TV (1999).
Tad: "And what did I do? Did I steal from you? Did I sleep with your wife.." (finishing the rest under his breat) "...recent?"

Tad and Jake discuss Adam's interference with Colby (1999).
Tad: "You're going to have to enroll this child in the I.P.P."
Jake: "Okay, I'll bite."
Tad: "The Infant Protection Program."

Liza asks Tad to father her child (1998).
Tad: "Did you get a wakeup call from your biological clock?"

Tad on Erica and Dimitri's reunion (1995).
Tad: "Hey, check it out: The Bickersons are back together."

*Vanessa*
Vanessa urges David to bury the hatchet (1999). Vanessa: "Remember what the bible says? Let he who is without sin... something, something, something."

David is arguing with his mother (1999).
David: "You make me sick."
Vanessa: "Well, take a pill."

Vanessa explains to biographer Donald that Janet can't know about their tell-all-book on Erica (1999).
Vanessa: "We are going to have to keep our meetings secret because that was one of Erica's friends, and should she get wind that we are writing this little book, she could stop the presses- with a crowbar, possibly."